Good afternoon, minna-san. After many months of lurking, I've finally decided to register at this forum today in order to finally set the record straight on something. I just can't sit idly by any longer and watch as these... these... incongruous rumors continue to spread across the Internet. Now, I realize I may be overreacting, and it's probably just all in good fun, but... well, I just can't take it anymore! The truth must be heard.

I am not a sandwich. I have never been a sandwich. I never plan on becoming a sandwich. I do enjoy the occasional sandwich (well, who doesn't?), but I am certainly not a sandwich myself. That's just... well... silly.

Maybe you people don't quite understand this concept, but a human being, which I am, cannot possibly be a food. That's just impossible. I'm just a normal person, like any one of you. I'm tired of seeing these silly urban legends spread around like fact. They're just not true!

I'm afraid I must ask you all to immediately cease and desist with these lies. Now.

Don't make me send my minions after you.

LOL. *ignores her modly inclination, just this once*

Dood. You're so totally a sandwich, step out of the river and dry off those waters of Da Nile. We've seen you with the basket, and know there was mayo involved. ~_~ We've also seen you with the pickle, but we try harder not to think of that. *shudder*

Uh... no. I'm not. Sorry.


Maybe I have an identical twin brother. Ever think of that? Huh?

I didn't think so.

I rest my case.

Mmm... chicken salad...!

And dood, you have no twin brother! Your brother is a plate of pasta!

I totally feel like potato chips and sandwiches for lunch now. XD

Ha! Shows what you know--how could Boujou be a plate of pasta if he's really a pita pocke... er... identical to me, that is... and thus a normal human being? (Like me!) Hm?

I don't know where you all are getting these ideas. Anything else you'd like to "prove" while I'm here?

Yes, I'll admit it might be true that my ancestor was a potato chip. But that was 5 centuries ago. And he got that fixed! People change. So when is everybody just going to move on already??

*licks Houjou*

Hmm. Tasty.

That's why!! *advances on Houjou with a mustard bottle in hand*

I here to beak everyones bubble.

Hojo(thats how i spell it) is not a sandwich, but his name hojo means sandwich.

so if your wondering, people at this froum play with his name so that they say that he is sandwich.

so don't take them seriously they know he is human. They just like making fun of him.

Really, Bohmammer, your such a killjoy. Next you are going to tell us Inuyasha isn't really a dog.

if you turn him full youkai and he transforms into his true form then he would be.

...or that Inuyasha ins't real. *cries*

Don't worry im done now, but be careful what you say. :evil: :evil:


or i might happen.

but i doubt that.

Inuyasha and the cast are soo much fun to play with :evil: :evil:

Actually, Houjou doesn't mean sandwich, or anything close to that. We just interspose the two because he IS a sandwich. :evil:

Thank you, Bomhammer. At least someone on this forum is being sensible!

My name doesn't mean "sandwich", though. I don't know where that came from, either. The kanji for my name translates to "Northern Article"... which is about as far as you can get from "sandwich." Why "sandwich", really? It doesn't make any sense. What is with you guys?


Um... what are you trying to do...?!

Just innocently licking a sandwich. What else would she be doing? XD

mmmm sandwich...

Ha! Just admit it! You're a sandwich and you know it! You even told your psychiatrist so. (I stole his notes) The people in the white coats will be coming for you soon....


you know... the ones with the poofy hats...



the chefs, duh!

Haha... not likely, seeing as I took care of them a long time ago... :evil:

...Er... that is to say... I don't know what you're talking about. ...And what are you doing with my psychiatrist's notes?? You've got more issues than just thinking that I'm somehow a sandwich if you're doing things like that...

White Fluffy, seeing as I'm not a sandwich, she must either be delusional, or she I don't even know what she was doing. And I'm sorry, but even though I am admittedly quite tasty, I'm already taken. Higurashi-san and I are destined for each other, after all!

>__>

<__<

*sings: hold the pickle hold the lettuce!*

:::lick:::

OK! (Grabs Jaken)
...
wait... Which one of them is lettuce?

You know what I think? I think you're all obsessed with sandwiches!!

That's not healthy, you know! Maybe you should all go to Subway and try one of their famous "7 under 6" sandwiches! Or, their new fresh salads. If, you know... you like salad.

Better than all of this unhealthy attention you're directing towards me.

:::lick:::

::sigh::

Well, I tried. But apparently none of you will see reason. Except for you, Bomhammer. You will be richly rewarded once I have taken over the world. ...Unless you were being sarcastic. In which case you will suffer with the others.

And the rest of you will wish you'd never been born!!!!! Oh, you'll be sorry you messed with us...



Don't ever underestimate the power of a sandwich. :evil:

im with Moonbeamdanser on this one you are defintly a sandwhich and i didnt eat lunch today. i think i picnic would be nice.....

yea defintly need to have pickles too. and a bottle of pepsi

ahhh refressing

yum how about a quizno hosi

he's fresh toasted with yummy fixings.



feel free to edit this picture as i stole it from an adult swim commersial

Is it just me or did someone just admit to being a sandwich?

Look man, my fiance's good friend Greg owns two Subways. I'll hook you up, get you on as a dancing mascot. You know you want to.

:::lick:::

And the moral of this story is: ...Of course Houjou is a sandwich.

Also, Subway is better than Quizno. Even though Quizno is endorsed by Space Ghost, and thus still awfully good. And has fixin's.

I want lunch!!! XD

Me too. XD

::advances on Houjou::

...

::thinks better of it and goes off to grab a miroku and some akitokis. And candy:: XD

Quizno has scary singing hamster commercials...

I want chicken. Someone should be chicken.

*JUMPS on Houjou!* all mine! Sandwich, all mine!
I'm starving...! XDDD Houjou... I'd eat you either way!

I mean... that came out wrong...
...

that too o_o

At this point, it all sounds insanely wrong...




....I should really do something with my day.

::munches on all of the edible cast::

Is Kouga anything? Root beer perhaps? ...Well, whatever. I move we make him chicken. He'd be KFC! XD

Moo: Why weren't you here yesterday, dammit?! ::marries:: XD

Tessie: (Yes, I am switching between nicknames on both boards just so everyone gets hopelessly confused... XD) What do you mean, at this point?

No, no.. I don't see Kouga as chicken... root beer maybe. I'm not entirely sure... ::ponders:: I'll get back to you on that.



Yes, yes! Spread the confusion! The mayhem!

You're right.... there never was a point. XD



Spectrum! I have decided that Kouga is either a Ritz cracker or shepherd's pie. The jury is still out. You better put a stop to my madness before I make a poll to decide. XD

Aww... but I had my heart set on him being chicken! XD He looks like he would taste like chicken. C'mon, look at how yummy he is...

But he does kinda have some Ritz cracker in him, I'll admit, now that I take a closer look...

Maybe he's a hybrid. Crackers in... um... chicken soup. XD This being, of course, the appetizer before the shepherd's pie... yes...

Did anyone decide what NARAKU was? Y'know... all those topics on both here and Q9D... and I don't recall a Naraku... XD

He's licorice. Definitely licorice. I won't take no for an answer on this one!

Ugh. I hate licorice. XD

I can go with that! XD It's all twisty and chewy and... I don't like it either.

Unless it's strayberry. I like Twizzlers. Hey, instead of a grape, I think the Doushdoush is a bag of Twizzlers!

Naraku is chewy?? XD

I was thinking Naraku is like a bottle of Jack Daniels. Seems seductively nice, then bam! Messes you up. But I'll accept licorice. XD

Can I devulge into supporting characters? Like.... Kagome's three friends? Who would be Skittles!?

Twizzlers are t3h r0xor. But Sango's more strawberry than Doushi... and besides, Hakudoushi's so purple! XD And grape-ish in general...

...But someone should be Twizzlers, especially since black licorice is already taken... hmm. Who could make a good strawberry-flavored counterpart to Naraku...? XD

...For some reason, Inu-papa popped into my head. XD Now that doesn't make sense...

And Kagome's three friends are condiments, due to Kagome being part-ketchup, and the girls being Houjou-minions... XD

... And I have to post already before all the ex-dees kill me. XD

Common consensus says that Jakotsu is Skittles. "Taste the rainbow."

Kagome's friends would be neopolitan ice cream. Three different flavors, yet always together. XD

Inu-papa is way too regal to be strawberry Twizzlers. Maybe Izoyi! XD

I wanted to say Myouga, but he seems... not like Twizzlers. He seems more like a bran muffin to me. How about the guy with long ears that appears with Naraku and Co during the intro!

How many characters can we name... XD

Oo! Waitwaitwait... dont' the HAVE grape Twizzlers?? I could have sworn I saw grape Twizzlers before! *runs off to Safeway right after this to go and find out* XD

And Inu-papa... he's mah man! I say he's either a Steak dinner or a bag of chocolate chip cookies. Kappei Yamaguchi is mint chocolate chip ice cream.

AND HOJOU IS STILL A SANDWICH!!11one

hehehehe. Hehe.... hehehe....... he........... hehehe.........................heheheheheheeh. !_!

Myouga is PopRocks. *nod nod* All over the place and then just when things get good they disappear. <__<

And Izayoi is a mango. Don't as me why, I just know this. >__>

Hakkaku and Ginta are bacon and eggs. XD

Mango! XD

Ayame, even though a filler character, is taffy.

Holy smokes, has anyone said what Kohaku was? Maybe he's a Twizzlers.

Oh, Inu-papa is the steak and the cookies! XD

Kohaku is an onion ring. XD

Inu-papa is a T-Bone steak! Would that make Izayoi a baked potato? o_O If so, how did they end up with a taco for a child? Hrmm...

A taco from a steak and a mango makes sense. Yes, yes.

Cause you see, we're classy and caribbean. And relaxed.

And see, that all makes sense. Cause that's Inuyasha.

::has no idea what that means::

Actually, how he came to be makes little sense.


And, so help me, someone on this cast is a coconut!!!!111!

Coconut? I know! It's Akanbo. XD Have you ever thumped a baby in the head? Sounds just like a coconut, I tells ya.

XD I leave for ten minutes and there's so many foods when I get back it's crazy. XD

Desperate attempt to keep track...

Kagome's Friends: Either condiments, or neopolitan ice cream (but then, does that mean one of them is secretly Kanna? )

Inu-papa: Steak (for once we all agree! )

Kappei: Mint chocolate chip ice cream (again, I see no arguments here)

Izayoi: A mango, the mysterious strawberry twizzler, or... a baked potato o_O

Ayame: Taffy (makes sense to me)

Myouga: Either pop rocks, or (I submit) Mexican jumping beans

Akanbo: SO cocunutty it's not funny

Kohaku: Not sure, but NOT an onion ring! They're not lovable enough!

Hakkaku and Ginta: Bacon and eggs (XD... PERFECT. I guess this means... that Kouga is actually waffles. XD)

Houjou: As Kuro said... still a sandwich

Gasp! Treachery!

[edit: Maybe it's not neopolitan! it's that other weird kind, spumoni! XD]



Gummy bears then? ^^;;



Buckwheat pancakes!! With blueberry syrup. *_*

Why did I not see the pancake in Kouga before!! XD That's perfect! Why blueberry syrup though? He seems more of a boysenberry kind of guy to me. XD

And I support Kohaku being gummy bears.

Why is it that all the enemies I think of are so obvious?

EDIT: lol, I forgot to mention how frantically I was pressing refresh cause I wanted to see replies and I didn't see the fourth page for like 10 mins. I'm such a dork.

His EYES. *_*

What about Abi-hime? I say *SHE* is chicken. XD