Argh! *points to the 'Forum Etiquette'*
NO ONE-LINERS, PEOPLE!
However, this is really my fault--I probably should have locked this a while ago. But still, to prevent this from ever happening again:
Yes, Sankon Tessuo, I taste like lemons. And asparagus. I'm a strange vegetable-fruit hybrid. I'm also completely unattractive! I weigh 700 pounds, my teeth are all rotten, and I have upper lip hair. And I don't shave my legs. And I have a third nipple--right in the middle of my forehead. So, I apologize to any other potential suitors out there, but I'm just not the gal for you

(Also, the fact that I'm currently engaged probably doesn't help you much in the Romance department ^_~)